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Lawyer at the Pearly Gates

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector and a lawyer
wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter
informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they
would each have to answer one question. St. Peter
addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of
the ship that crashed into an iceberg? They just made
a movie about it.” The teacher answered quickly, “That
would be the Titanic.” St. Peter let him through the
gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and decided
to make the question a little harder, “How many people
died on the ship?” Fortunately for him, the trash man
had just seen the movie and answered, “About 1,500.”
“That’s right! You may enter.” St. Peter then turned to
the lawyer. “Name them.”

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